Ade Rixon was born in Warrington in May 1970. After five years studying and working at Aberystwyth University, he joined Elsevier Science in Oxford but left when it suddenly occurred to him that he could. Following a spell as a consultant for Grenville Consulting, he undertook a confidential role in sales support with RSi Solutions, attempting to discover what "RSi" stood for and what he was supposed to be doing. Although not religious, he worries that this has tarnished his soul. He then spent too many wasted years working for a major UK ebrokerage in Manchester which he cannot name to protect partly himself, in case their customers are reading this, but mainly others, in case the FSA is reading this. In 2008, together with his wife Mary-Lou and two exceedingly wilful daughters, he loaded up his truck and moved to Pontypridd (hills, that is. Swimming pools. Movie stars.) He now pushes Linux commands eight hours a day - and preferably no more - for cash, not love. Sometimes he feels like this. When plied with ale, he describes himself as a "postmodern renaissance man for the ironic age"; feeding this into a spell checker produced "beer-drinking troglodyte". He remains singularly difficult to appreciate fully, and most people gave up trying long ago.
(With apologies to the Guardian Weekend.)
12th October 2003