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ELC Baby Rattle

Shake and throw audible rattle for babies aged 3-12 months.

How this toy aids your baby’s development:

  • Develops hand and eye co-ordination
  • Stimulates senses, including hearing, sight and touch.
  • Strengthens muscles.
  • Introduces principles of rhythm.
  • Builds tolerance in adults.
  • Develops an appreciation of nuclear physics, the environment and the more obscure Shakespeare texts.

Warning: Failure to purchase this toy will result in your child growing up thick and working in Macdonalds for the rest of their life. Is that what you want? IS IT?? No it isn’t, so hand over £5.99 and try to smile while you do it. You’d only spend it on beer anyway.