Big Bubbles (no troubles)

What sucks, who sucks and you suck

IT Definitions of the Day

Turnkey solution
After it fails to start when you turn the key, you resort to kicking the box, which is your only remaining option as there’s no documentation or other method of control. After all, it’s a turnkey solution. It’s possible the “n” is meant to be silent.
Best of breed
Requires constant pampering and attention, prey to every virus going around, catches fatal cold when exposed to any minor draught.