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Election News

  • Tories promise to impale bogus asylum seekers on spikes along Beachy Head “as a warning to others”
  • Enraged Prescott kills three, injures twelve before capture.
    Tory candidate sustains collateral damage. RSPCA marksman praised for saving school.
  • Widdecombe looks forward to gender swap, marrying Portillo
  • Blair promises renationalisation, redistribution while reading from Socialist Labour Party manifesto in sarcastic tone.
  • Blair promises “hands-on” involvement in NHS revival.
    Kills man during bungled heart surgery.
  • Blair: promises, promises
  • Lib Dems complain about “media disinterest” or something.
    Charles Thingy says, “Blah, blah”.