So you want to be President?

OK, so you've got the fake charm, the sincerely insincere smile and even the gorilla outfit (or perhaps you don't need one). That will get you through the nominations but have you got the bullshit to fend off a rabid pack of voters at the hustings? Read the Courier's guide to lying your arse off and perhaps you too could have your name pilliored in these hallowed pages next year.