From aber!ajr Thu Sep 29 13:50:47 1994
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From: ajr@aber.ac.uk (Ade Rixon)
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Subject: Re: goth suicide
Date: 29 Sep 1994 12:43:00 GMT
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In article <36730m$gv6@martha.utk.edu>,
  bathory@utkvx.utk.edu wrote:
> i think the epitome of a goth suicide would be to kill onesself by accident. 
> i mean, that would __really__ suck.

And how, pray tell, is one supposed to do that?

Excuses at the pearly gates:
"I tried to miss myself at point blank range and failed."
"I was going to fool my flatmates into thinking I'd hung myself but I
forgot the safety wire."
"How was I to know it was *that* sharp?!"
"Gee, when I was putting those shelves up, I didn't realise the pointy bit
of the electric drill was supposed to face the wall."
"I turned over in my sleep and impaled myself on my own hair."

Ade_
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