Oh Deca, oh decb, now you're going
Well, let's fact it
We ain't gonna miss you
You weren't there half the time anyway

When I had an urgent project deadline,
Where were you?
When I needed you on a Tuesday morn,
Where were you?
When my compile was just about through,
Where were you?
When my file transfer was nearly done,
Where were you?
When all the mounts hung on thor,
Was it you?
When I blew my quota 'cos of "core",
When did you?
When more than ten tried to log in,
How could you?
And when the committee bought those new machines,
Why the hell pick you?

Where were you all those times? Let me tell you...
You were burnt out, washed up, crapped out, taken down,
belly up, done in, disk corrupt, full of sin,
laughed at, sworn to, kicked hard, completely screwed.

DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE

# sync
# halt
>


(Look folks, let's not get nostalgic. Those machines were a heap of junk
and the designers and salesmen from DEC should all be pushed off a big
cliff on to some tall spikes.)
ADe_
  /